Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Breakfast Wars

Warning: Strong Language

This prompt started simply from the question "What's your favorite breakfast cereal?"

People have heard of Scarface; movies did a good job of that. They have heard of the Godfather; again Hollywood came through. There are stories about Urban youths ever so popular in rap songs. Everyone knows about the common criminals, but no one knows about the Breakfast Gangland.

It started off simple enough 10 years ago in a coffee shop. People were asked what their favorite cereal was but there was one dark and twisted mind that held dearly to her concepts of the one true cereal. That girl is one that is known to us as Samface - queen-supreme of the Hill Street Honey Bunches. A ruthless urban warlord that conquered the breakfast blackmarket and is known for her rallying cry: “Got Milk, Motherfucker?”

This is her story.

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